“Does she think I’m still unconscious? What do I do what do I do. Why is she stroking my face. That’s awkward. Maybe I’ll just lay here and pretend I’m not awake yet.”
Idi Amin trained chimps to attack people with machetes and now they’ve taught their young to do it.
Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell?
good fucking grief
Guys, it’s fake: http://mashable.com/2011/07/14/moneys-with-machetes/
Wow, just wow.
Mom liked my Mother’s Day gift.
"MOM SPAM, SARA?! I KNEW IT WAS YOU RIGHT AWAY"
" B) Is it like, a whole page of it?"
"I’m on page 12 at least!"
Thanks, Mom Spam!
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